*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*
"it’s a competition none of us agreed to" I want to give the author of this quote the hardest dap ever.
"I worked in technology for many years, but I got tired of working for The Man. Plus technology has its ups and downs. Chicken is always steady."
My school did a spoof of Celebrities read mean tweets called “teachers read mean tweets”
i hate hanging out with my friends because all we do is spend money!!! on food mostly. and then i feel poor and fat when i go home. i hate my friends
The day sweet rationing ended in Britain, 1953
me: bb ur hands r so cold
her: that me hook